Liberal Women And Their Obama Sex Fantasies

I knew something like this was bound to come out sooner or later. Remember, it was liberal journalist Nina Burleigh who said she would service Bill Clinton just for keeping abortion legal. Now that we have Mr. Hope and Change in the White House the liberal women are once again embarrassing themselves and their poor husbands.

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.

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Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. “Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other. These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that’s one interesting mental drama.”

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One woman wrote that when she couldn’t get to sleep at night, she “lay in bed and thought about the Obama girls in their rooms at the White House. I thought about Marian Robinson up on the third floor. And about Barack and Michelle, a couple who clearly have a ‘thing’ for each other, spooning together in bed. It helped me relax.”

Here’s how I see it. These are the kind of women who would be for gun control, against American asserting her military might, and against boys acting like boys. They seem to be against masculinity in general, since their type believes that men and women are “the same.” So let them see a decent looking man who mouths the correct liberal bromides, and they turn into teenage girls.

I especially like Roissy’s commentary.

BOTY candidate right here. Imagine being this bitch’s husband and reading this quote from your wife in the paper. I bet she showed him the article, proudly pointing out where she was quoted publicly humiliating him. “Here, honey, check this out. I’m in the New York Times!” The poor, wretched beta would probably work double time to win his wife’s approval, when he should be doing just the opposite — kicking her cottage cheese ass to the curb.

And just for the record, I think President Bush is much better looking than Obama. He’s certainly more attractive than Bill Clinton. But does that mean I would EVER embarrass myself writing what the author of this article did?

NO!!!

These women clearly have way too much time on their hands.