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Researchers Discover New Addiction

What would we do without researchers who are constantly “discovering” new mental disorders and addictions. Thanks to them, people take less responsibility for their actions and behaviors.

For example, if you’re the type who insists on baking in the sun, never mind getting skin cancer and looking like a hag, don’t worry. You’re not stupid. You simply have an addiction to tanning. (On a personal note, I DO NOT DO SUN!)

But what can I say. The world would be a better place if these researchers got real jobs.

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Posted August 25th, 2005 under Health. RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Researchers Discover New Addiction”

  1. Joel Says:
    August 26th, 2005 at 11:41 am

    Too much sun will make your skin look like Cindy Sheehan’s.

  2. Ron Says:
    August 26th, 2005 at 12:46 pm

    One of the dangers of doing this kind of research is developing the addiction yourself! ;-)

    I sent this on to the Annals of Improbable Research.