Harpie Woman Using Animal Training Techniques On Her Husband – Part 2
Back in June of 2006, I posted about a harpie woman writer who decided to use animal training techniques to get her husband to pick his socks off the floor, and to not storm around the house when he couldn’t find his keys.
Quite frankly, I just don’t understand these whining women who get annoyed with their husbands for being sloppy. Are they always neat themselves? Don’t they ever leave socks or clothing on the floor? I know I do. What can I say? I’m a terrible slob who hates housework with a passion. So am I to understand that these feminazis suddenly become anal retentive Martha Stewart-like haus fraus when they marry?
Another thing I want to know is why these women don’t just nicely ask their husbands to pick up after themselves? Or if they feel that strongly about their homes being spotless, why don’t they just hire a part time cleaning lady? In the long run, it’s much cheaper than couples therapy. And what husband wants to come home from a long day at work to hear his wife whine about socks on the floor?
Anyway, the treat your husband as an animal lady, Amy Sutherland is back in the news this time with a book called “What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage.” And there’s also a movie in development.
Now guys, can you imagine the hysteria that would ensue if a man came out with a book on how to make wives more obedient by using animal training techniques? What if this hypothetical male author were to say that men should reward their wives with jewelry when they stop complaining about dirty socks on the floor, or being too tired for sex? The feminists would skewer him for daring to compare women to animals.
Needless to say, I will not be buying this book. I will take the advice of Dr. Laura over this moonbat any day!
What do you all think?
February 18th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Sure doesn’t say much for guys who can’t figure out they are being manipulated.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:11 am
……I just leave the socks there and buy new ones…….
Aw…..the single life–tried the ; “other way” tooooo many times!
February 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Two can play that game.
Google “speed seduction” and “neural-linguistic programming”.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I guess counseling is too expensive, especially after taking care of the shamu.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I prefer hairpie women!
“i” can add so much don’t you think?
May 13th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I am a man. I can be a gentle man and a gentleman. But none of this means I have the right to slob out a house for my own lazy conveniences sake. There is no excuse for a man to disrobe even a dirty pair of socks and just leave them for someone else to pick up. That same man will probably, as mentioned, leave his keys in a different place each time he walks in the door and then complain that he cannot find them when he needs them. On the first part, he should be disciplined enough to save time from sorting them later by first pinning them together, then put the socks in the dirty clothes hamper. If “she” is the one who normally does the laundry then she shouldn’t also be responsible for having to go hunting to find the laundry first. Otherwise he has nothing to say if his favorite socks are not cleaned and in their place when looks for them. Second point, put the keys in a specific place and when you need them grab them.
In short, if you want respect give it, if you want a disciplined organized household, start by sweeping your own doorstep first.
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