The Urban Grind

As a result of the Newtown massacre and the subsequent cries for lawmakers to “do something,” a group of Hollywood celebrities decided to join in. Mind you, the only experience most of these people have is fellating casting directors en masse. But now they’ve jumped on the gun grabbing band wagon to “demand a plan.” Clearly, they consider most Americans idiots who will believe whatever bullshit they spout. These are people who make their money performing in ultra violent movies (with guns no less). They have armed body guards for themselves. Yet they want to deny that same right for average Americans. This video exposes the Hollywood celebrities for the hypocrites they truly are.

This is the same person who called Obama “our Lord and Savior.” And now he’s doubled down on his racism and stupidity by joking about how great it was to kill all the white people in his new movie. (Sorry, I don’t see an embed link.)

Now can you imagine the uproar if a white actor were to say how much fun it was for his movie character to kill all the black people? Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and the Southern Poverty Law Center would be out in full force. But this racist gets a pass. And the dumb audience cheers!

Good for David Zuker!

Mr. Zucker is the producer and director of the movies “The Naked Gun,” “Airplane,” and “Scary Movie 4.” The terror attacks on 9/11, among other things, made him rethink his support of the Democratic party.

Zucker sees threats to America and Israel mounting, and he believes the Democrats are unable or unwilling to confront those challenges, so he has decided to go public with his belief that the Democrats have lost their way. Starting Oct. 9, the first of two ads Zucker directed and co-wrote will begin running on the Internet in hopes of helping the Republicans retain control of the House in the November elections. Like his movies, Zucker’s edgy spots employ his trademark fast-paced, gag-a-second-slapstick humor that has made him the undisputed king of spoof.

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“You have people like Michael Moore going into foreign countries saying Americans are the stupidest people in the world,” Zucker said. “I want to tell the real America story, that America is a force for good.”

Politics became deadly serious for Zucker on Sept. 11; he was disturbed by liberals who, he said, blamed America or spoke of root causes. Zucker said he found himself supporting Bush’s robust response to the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. As time passed, he tired of listening to calls for “talk, talk, talk” and the United Nations to solve the world’s most tangled problems, including the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Despite his continued pro-choice, anti-nuclear power, pro-environmental beliefs, he found himself drawn to Republican national security policies. In 2004, he re-registered, made the anti-Kerry ad, appeared on a few talk shows to discuss his political conversion and “fell in with the dark side,” quipped his brother Jerry Zucker, director of “Ghost” and “Rat Race,” among other films.

“I still can’t believe I’m a Republican,” Zucker said. “There are just certain things ingrained in our Jewish roots. Our fathers voted for Roosevelt, and we voted for JFK, [Hubert] Humphrey and Clinton. But the Democratic Party has changed.”

Here’s his latest video spoof of Barbara “Call Me Senator” Boxer

For the life of me, I just can’t understand why it is that people insist on texting, or yapping away on their cell phones while driving. What on earth is so important that they can’t wait to get home to discuss? If it’s an urgent matter, why not pull over somewhere? When you drive, your hands should be on the wheel, and you should be concentrating on the road. Why is that so hard for people to accept?

Anyway, the reason I bring up texting is this bit of news about a California celebrity plastic surgeon who died because he was too busy texting rather than paying attention to his surroundings.

A plastic surgeon-to-the-stars who sculpted some of Tinseltown’s most famous faces and boobs was killed when he drove his car off a California cliff while sending a text message, cops said yesterday.

Dr. Frank Ryan — a 50-year-old Beverly Hills surgeon best known for his repeated work on reality-TV star Heidi Montag — was pronounced dead after his Jeep rolled 200 feet down an embankment off the Pacific Coast Highway Monday afternoon.

I liked these comments on the article:

Losing a cosmetic plastic surgeon is hardly a tragedy. Losing one in the self-indulgent act of texting while driving has a nice touch of humor.

The world has lost a silicone Mother Teresa

No sympathy here . Just another case of , ” The rules don’t apply to me , I’m above it all ” I’m just glad he didn’t run into a station wagon filled with kids .

Such a same. So many more boobs need fixing.

Check out the actress Mo’Nique’s bold fashion statement at the Golden Globes

Hollywood is abuzz about the 42-year-old’s au naturale legs, which she flashed for the cameras on the red carpet.

But, it’s no surprise to us: The comedian-turned-actress-turned-talk show host has been known to show off her leg hair with pride. During an appearance on “The View” in 2006, Mo’Nique opened up to Barbara Walters on why she chooses not to take a razor to her legs.

“I must show America what a real leg looks like . . . because it’s too much in the morning, every morning, to shave, to cut, you got Band-aids baby,” she said. “I really think hair on a woman’s legs is a black woman’s thing.”

Whatever happened to waxing and laser hair removal? Electrolysis takes forever, and the hair follicles aren’t all killed the first time.

Now I wouldn’t be caught dead with unwaxed legs. What do you guys think? Is this a do or a don’t?

Michael Jackson has died.

Farrah Fawcett, one of the original “Charlie’s Angels,” has died today of rectal cancer at the age of 62.

Here’s how most of you, no doubt, will remember her.

Wealthy, elitist moonbats of a feather flock together.

Last night, an Obama fund raiser took place in Beverly Hills. It included a reception and dinner, costing $28,500 per person, followed by a Barbra Streisand concert, costing $2,500 a ticket.

What is it with these Hollyweirdoes and their love affair with Democrats? Why can’t they just shut up and sing?

Anyway, while I’m on the subject of Babs, check out this video of McCain singing Streisand.

Can Britney Spears get any crazier?

LONDON (Agencies) – Britney Spears is planning to marry her paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib, and convert to his faith, Islam, it has been revealed.

According to sources, the ‘Toxic’ singer has been telling pals how much she loves Ghalib, and that she’s intent on tying the knot with him.

Britney has even been threatening to fake her own death to start a new life with him in Pakistan, reports British newspaper Daily Star. A close pal revealed that the troubled singer wants the ceremony to be conducted by a minister from the Church of Scientology, adding that her ‘whole clan is in a state of shock’.
Britney is said to have announced her ‘exciting news’ last week on a beach in Mexico, where she fled by private jet with Ghalib.
Spears, who has been married twice before, is believed to be adamant on getting hitched with Ghalib, despite several warnings from her close friends and aides.

“She’s been told it would be an act of insanity to marry this man. She says she’s doing it and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks,” the newspaper quoted a source, as saying.

“Britney has been in this position before but she can’t seem to stop herself. It’s amazing that after two failed marriages she’s about to go through it again,” the source added.

Spears has been previously married to childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander and rapper Kevin Federline.

Rumor also has it that she’s pregnant for a third time.

Things haven’t been going as planned for Babs. Apparently, one concert goers got offended by her President Bush impersonation skit and threw a drink at her (but missed).

Streisand’s manager, Martin Erlichman, said she shrugged off the incident and responded to the angry audience member by saying: “It’s a free country and they’re entitled to express their opinion.”

It’s at least the third time the skit, which includes a George W. Bush impersonator, has angered Streisand’s audience. A heckler targeted her at the Philadelphia opening of her 20-city comeback tour, Guttman said, and Streisand made headlines with her response to a jeerer at Madison Square Garden last month.

Frankly, I think these hecklers would do more good by just not going to her concerts or buying her albums. It’s not like she’s the only singer with a good voice. People who like her music but can’t stand her sticking her big nose into politics should check out Linda Eder. She played the part of Lucy in the musical Jekyll & Hyde and let me tell you, her voice is absolutely gorgeous.

Aside from that, Ms. Eder in her performances sings her own version of Streisand’s “Don’t Rain On My Parade” from the movie “Funny Girl.” And she is every bit as good, if not better than Babs!